Zach Anner is My New Favorite Person

So Oprah is on some search for a 'new Oprah' or some such poop. They might as well just fill the hour with more terrible Meredith Vierra Millionaire. I think that show is on 400 times a day... My point? Glad you (didn't) ask.

Zach Anner is in the running in Oprah's contest for a show. While, it pains me to involve myself with Oprah's day-to-day, I really hope Zach gets the win. Why? He's unbelievably likable, he's funny, entertaining, and is more than just a wheelchair gimmick. I would watch his travel show, and you should too!

So watch this and if you like it, vote for him HERE. If you don't like it, then why are you reading this? You clearly have no sense of humor, or a heart. So vote for him. He already gets the best parking, now give him a show!

Reality Is Funnier (Case File #3)

Oh, Westboro Baptist Church. You gay hating, crazy machine. If you're not familiar with these people, you are missing out on the purist form of religious insanity. You know, the people that picket soldier's funerals with "God Hates Fags" signs? Yeah, them. Given the fact that they believe God made 9-11 happen because we allow homosexuality, this video is pretty tame in comparison... still bat-shit crazy though.

Like I say in all the Case Files: This is only hilarious because it's genuine. My brain is screaming that it has to be a parody, but this is as real as the WBC get.



Seriously, why the hell did the FBI burn Waco to the ground and Westboro is still going strong? Let's get our priorities straight here people! Koresh didn't fuck with mourning families at funerals. Way to get the wrong crazies, Janet Reno. (If you were born before 1990, you have no idea what I'm talking about.)

Internet Through History

Anne Frank wrote a diary of a war that changed the world. Our teenagers talk on YouTube. Enjoy:

New Round of BULLY Videos!

The more I watch these, the more I realize I'm a terrible person:









Please don't judge me.