Guess What? I LOVE Zombies.

Dead Island could be the best game ever. It could be the worst game ever. It doesn't matter. The trailer is amazing. It's not funny, but it makes me geek out.

The Seventies: Gotta Love 'Em

If I grew up in the 70's, had a twin, and LOVED Jesus....

It's December...

Oh No! The Number of Gay Characters on TV is ON THE RISE?!?!?!

Here's a quick clip from a Christian News program. Why isn't this a 24 hour news network?... oh, FOX... Right.



To be fair, they showed Glee and it isn't so much that they have a gay character on the show, but that the show itself is... never mind.

I Dare You Not to Smile at This:

That is all.

Ray Harrington Talent Agency: Client #1

I Don't Even Know What To Say #1

I found this on facebook a few minutes ago. My brain won't stop screaming. To think that in the 40's, a teenage girl wrote a touching, poignant journal that made it's way from tragedy and exile to true freedom as a warning and a remembrance of life lost. And now, in 2010, girls that very same age can go on Facebook and write this:










This makes my brain and my heart fight to see who gets to overdose on apathy first. I remember putting up my Anne Frank on YouTube short and getting some people saying it was in poor taste. Little did they know, it was a warning. Now it seems that video is more true than funny.

Congratulations, you three tiny, teenage wastelands. You now have more in common with the people Anne Frank was hiding from. If you need me, I'll be at home. Upstairs. Quietly fashioning a hiding spot for when you get older. I'd say I have 20 years or so.

The Greatest Film of All Time?

Oh, juggalos. First it was the GATHERING OF THE MUTHA F'N JUGGALOS video, then there were some questions about magnets working and rainbows. Now you made a movie? A western comedy? Oh, tell me you wear the clown make-up throughout the entire movie! You do! Perfect. I'll get your oscar ready now!

Reality is Funnier (Case File #5)

Finally! A perfect case study on how the average brain is affected by prolonged exposure to Fox News with a high dosage of Glenn Beck. Symptoms: Insane make-up, poor editing, having a microphone that's not plugged into anything, mouthing the words of the other person, incoherent and mildly autistic social skills, and dressing like a clown rapist.

Reality Is Funnier (Case File #4)

Christian music is strange to begin with. It seems to be whatever popular genre is hitting mixed with Christian lyrics. This makes the music... stale? Boring? Devoid of real meaning? Hear me out. If having a band or even "band" (I use quotation marks to include "musicians" that "perform" "songs" like the go-to example of Britney Spears but now includes most anything listened to anyone under 16) ANYWAY... If having a band or "band" that does music about just one myopic, exclusionary topic is really good, then where are the Christian music stars OUTSIDE of Christian music? It's a pop-culture phenomenon that is truly perplexing, if not a genius way to rake in cash. (Read Rapture Ready, an amazing book about Christian Pop and how big the industry is)

My semi-serious point in a blog meant to be funny? (relax, the funny is a few sentences away) This video may be hilarious to the point of seeming like a parody, but it's seriously not far from Christian Music's core. In other words, this is what they like, produce, and listen to.... every day. Sobering fact, I know. Like when you found out people actually watch Glee for real.

My favorite part of the video? That it's 'Christ-like' to blast shitty bass from your trash import so loud that the elderly can't eat breakfast. What in made-up-God's name is that about? For the life of me I can't understand it and if you do, let me know. At least this guy is probably up to his gold crucifix in Christian Hip-Hop pussy. Shame he has to wait for marriage.



Thanks to Kelsey for the link.